If you’re planning to steal dino DNA, be sure not to crash into this East Dock sign! Her arrow is notoriously loose, and you wouldn’t want to lose your way in a storm — especially with the electric fences down…
From Your Blood!
Take home everyone’s favorite DNA mascot, and wear him with pride. You’ll be saying “Bingo! Dino DNA” before you know it. Where’d he come from? From your blood, of course!
If you’re a MAD Titan, you’ll definitely want to pick up this “fuck you” gauntlet, complete with glittery stones of infinite power. But hurry, these will surely be gone in a snap!
You’re in a library, and you find symmetrically stacked books – just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947 – who you gonna call? The Pop Vultures of course! No human being would stack books like this.
Become the ultimate predator with this ‘Hunter Gauntlet’ pin. Pick off your targets one-by-one, and if you’re bested, you can flip up your wrist computer and activate your self-destruct sequence. You’ll have the last laugh.
Man of the Year
Dude, are you TIME’s ‘Man of the Year’? Pick up this special edition mirror pin, and you can be a Lebowski achiever everywhere you go! Far out, man.
There’s no better way to sneak into a castle than to build a giant wooden Rabbit. Just remember to hide inside before the French wheel her in. Otherwise you’ll have to build a large wooden badger…
Obtain superior firepower with the M41A. She’ll satisfy all your xenomorph hunting needs. Feel the weight. Just remember, short controlled bursts. Stay frosty my friends.
The Chosen One
Embrace your dark side with the weapon of the Dark Lord. Cut down your enemies in style. You may be more machine now than man, but there’s still good in you, we can sense it.
An Elegant Weapon
Bring home an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Obtain balance within your force. Perfect for sons with daddy issues. Just be careful not to lose a hand.
Retire “skin jobs” in style with the PKD Blaster. Replicants won’t stand a chance with this Steyr Pflager Katsumata Series-D firearm. This is a limited run, so grab yours before they’re gone… like tears in rain.