East Dock

If you’re planning to steal dino DNA, be sure not to crash into this East Dock sign! Her arrow is notoriously loose, and you wouldn’t want to lose your way in a storm — especially with the electric fences down…

PKD Blaster

Retire “skin jobs” in style with the PKD Blaster. Replicants won’t stand a chance with this Steyr Pflager Katsumata Series-D firearm. This is a limited run, so grab yours before they’re gone… like tears in rain.

Superior Firepower

Obtain superior firepower with the M41A. She’ll satisfy all your xenomorph hunting needs. Feel the weight. Just remember, short controlled bursts. Stay frosty my friends.

An Elegant Weapon

Bring home an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Obtain balance within your force. Perfect for sons with daddy issues. Just be careful not to lose a hand.

The Chosen One

Embrace your dark side with the weapon of the Dark Lord. Cut down your enemies in style. You may be more machine now than man, but there’s still good in you, we can sense it.

Dino DNA


Sneak some dino DNA out of the park with this comfy t-shirt – just don’t get cheap on us!

Must Go Faster


Hop in your Jeep and outrun a t-rex! Just remember, to survive… you must go faster.

Pop Vultures Knit Beanie


Keep your dome warm with the Pop Vultures this winter!

Pop Vultures Podcast


Are you our biggest fan?? Want to wear us? Prove it, with this super comfy Pop Vultures Podcast t-shirt!

Pop Vultures Snapback Hat


Wear the Pop Vultures proudly on your head with this embroidered snapback hat. Show the world your favorite podcast in style!



Relive your fondest childhood memories with this comfy Rosebud t-shirt straight from Xanadu!

Rosebud – Tank


Relive your fondest childhood memories with this comfy Rosebud tank straight from Xanadu!

Three Barrels


He can’t stay down with three barrels on him. Not with three barrels he can’t. But YOU can wear this comfy t-shirt!